1 00:00:12,021 --> 00:00:16,141 I just wonder if there could be someone out there. 2 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,501 You seek a soulmate? Uh-oh. 3 00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:20,021 'She just has so much to deal with, 4 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:23,021 'what with the separation and the house move. 5 00:00:23,021 --> 00:00:24,621 'I'm basically running the show now.' 6 00:00:24,621 --> 00:00:27,621 Tell your penny-pinching husband that I need to release some funds. 7 00:00:27,621 --> 00:00:29,621 It's basic book-keeping. Just get on with it. 8 00:00:29,621 --> 00:00:30,901 This isn't what I signed up for. 9 00:00:30,901 --> 00:00:34,301 You'd rather my whole life be as dull and as drab as you are. 10 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:36,781 It's just never-ending drama. I hate you! 11 00:00:38,181 --> 00:00:42,181 ALEKSANDRA: Luis Castillo. Tall, dark and very charming. 12 00:00:42,181 --> 00:00:44,941 Lovely suit. Luis has a trip to the Greek islands. 13 00:00:44,941 --> 00:00:48,181 I was just saying this morning, Sarah always says I work too hard. 14 00:00:48,181 --> 00:00:50,221 You said you wanted to show me the islands. 15 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:52,981 You wanted me to meet your friends because we're a couple. 16 00:00:52,981 --> 00:00:55,741 That is what couples do. It's not working for me any more. 17 00:00:55,741 --> 00:00:58,301 This has to stop, do you hear? 18 00:00:58,301 --> 00:01:00,221 CLAUDIA: Jane, could I have a word? What is it? 19 00:01:00,221 --> 00:01:02,301 Well, I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go. 20 00:01:02,301 --> 00:01:03,421 I'm terribly sorry. 21 00:01:03,421 --> 00:01:06,741 She didn't even do it in person. After everything we've been through. 22 00:01:06,741 --> 00:01:09,221 What's wrong with me, Mum? I'm so tired of it all. 23 00:01:09,221 --> 00:01:12,461 TOMMY: Here you are with two pink drinks and no-one to talk to. 24 00:01:12,461 --> 00:01:15,381 This man will bring great passion into your life. 25 00:01:15,381 --> 00:01:18,301 Once you meet him, there will be no going back. 26 00:01:18,301 --> 00:01:20,341 'I would like the police to come and split us up, 27 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:22,221 'to stop us from hurting each other.' 28 00:01:22,221 --> 00:01:24,221 DOUGLAS: The woman can't have just disappeared. 29 00:01:24,221 --> 00:01:26,661 REPORTER: 'But as time passes, speculation is growing. 30 00:01:26,661 --> 00:01:29,181 'Could Jane Andrews have killed the man she loved?' 31 00:01:46,981 --> 00:01:50,101 PHONE BEEPS 32 00:01:54,261 --> 00:01:56,621 So, er, what did she buy? 33 00:01:56,621 --> 00:02:00,581 Two boxes of painkillers and a pack of lacy thongs. 34 00:02:00,581 --> 00:02:02,461 Apparently, she tried to buy more tablets, 35 00:02:02,461 --> 00:02:04,701 but they wouldn't sell them to her. 36 00:02:04,701 --> 00:02:06,821 You think we could be looking at a murder-suicide? 37 00:02:06,821 --> 00:02:10,061 Except why would you bother buying sexy lingerie 38 00:02:10,061 --> 00:02:12,421 if you're planning on topping yourself? 39 00:02:12,421 --> 00:02:14,461 Maybe she wanted clean underwear? 40 00:02:14,461 --> 00:02:18,341 Anyway, the mobile company got a hit on her phone soon after. 41 00:02:18,341 --> 00:02:21,101 She was just outside Southampton, headed west. 42 00:02:21,101 --> 00:02:23,901 And there's been no further contact with the ex-husband? None. 43 00:02:23,901 --> 00:02:26,261 But apparently, signal round there's pretty patchy. 44 00:02:26,261 --> 00:02:28,701 Did the, er... the SOCOs find her passport? 45 00:02:28,701 --> 00:02:31,821 His was in the office, but there's no sign of hers. 46 00:02:31,821 --> 00:02:34,341 Right, we need to issue an all-ports warning. 47 00:02:34,341 --> 00:02:37,141 If we let her leave the country, then it's game over. 48 00:02:37,141 --> 00:02:39,381 I know, Sir, but I don't think she will. 49 00:02:40,581 --> 00:02:43,901 All I know is we're three days into a national manhunt, 50 00:02:43,901 --> 00:02:45,861 and we're still no closer to bringing her in. 51 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,621 She walked straight into a supermarket. 52 00:02:47,621 --> 00:02:50,421 Didn't even hide her face. 53 00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,901 If she's taking risks, 54 00:02:51,901 --> 00:02:55,301 maybe she intends to be dead before we can get to her. 55 00:02:55,301 --> 00:02:57,181 Well, she'd better bloody not be. 56 00:02:58,381 --> 00:03:00,381 STARTS ENGINE 57 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,981 ALARM BEEPING, APPLAUSE ON TV 58 00:03:18,901 --> 00:03:22,301 Crikey. A domestic goddess in every sense. 59 00:03:22,301 --> 00:03:24,661 You are a bloody marvel. 60 00:03:24,661 --> 00:03:27,061 Well, I think we're almost there. 61 00:03:27,061 --> 00:03:29,581 I've put out the wine glasses. They just need to go on the table. 62 00:03:29,581 --> 00:03:31,541 Red AND white? Of course. 63 00:03:31,541 --> 00:03:34,701 Because if a thing's worth doing... ..it's worth doing right. 64 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:42,021 Right. Come on, then, you. Let's get some music on. 65 00:03:42,021 --> 00:03:43,301 They should be here any minute. 66 00:03:43,301 --> 00:03:45,061 SARAH, ON TV: 'Thank you. I'm so glad.' 67 00:03:45,061 --> 00:03:46,701 HOST: 'So, let's start with young Sarah, 68 00:03:46,701 --> 00:03:50,381 'that happy, confident girl the whole world fell in love with. 69 00:03:50,381 --> 00:03:52,341 'But that wasn't the whole story, was it?' 70 00:03:52,341 --> 00:03:53,941 'Yes, well, as we were saying, 71 00:03:53,941 --> 00:03:57,621 'I worked so terribly hard to make everyone else happy. 72 00:03:57,621 --> 00:03:59,981 'It's that common thing when parents split. 73 00:03:59,981 --> 00:04:01,821 'The child just feels... 74 00:04:01,821 --> 00:04:06,781 'Well, you want desperately to make things all right. 75 00:04:06,781 --> 00:04:08,581 'And I was so desperate...' DOORBELL RINGS 76 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,341 '..for approval, for love, 77 00:04:11,341 --> 00:04:12,981 'but I never felt that I deserved it.' 78 00:04:12,981 --> 00:04:14,101 Jane? 79 00:04:14,101 --> 00:04:15,621 'And then, out of the blue, 80 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:19,261 'this handsome, gorgeous man appeared.' 81 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,061 'And not just a man...' Janey. 82 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,581 '..a prince.' 83 00:04:22,581 --> 00:04:24,381 'Yes, exactly.' Darling, they're here. 84 00:04:24,381 --> 00:04:27,301 'I literally met my Prince Charming.' 85 00:04:27,301 --> 00:04:29,501 'I fell in love, and I married him.' 86 00:04:29,501 --> 00:04:31,101 'So now you're living the fairy tale.' 87 00:04:31,101 --> 00:04:33,861 'That's right. At first, I was.' 88 00:04:33,861 --> 00:04:35,541 'But then reality...' FRONT DOOR CLOSES 89 00:04:35,541 --> 00:04:37,661 LAUGHTER, CHATTER 90 00:04:40,341 --> 00:04:43,981 Absolutely. Right! Time for a toast, I think. 91 00:04:45,461 --> 00:04:48,701 Janey, for creating this magnificent feast. 92 00:04:48,701 --> 00:04:50,421 Hear, hear. Well done, darling. 93 00:04:50,421 --> 00:04:52,981 ALL: Janey. Cheers. 94 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:55,941 Cheers, darling. Despite my woefully ill-equipped kitchen. 95 00:04:55,941 --> 00:04:58,861 Well, we'll soon change that. LEO: Uh-oh, Tommy. 96 00:04:58,861 --> 00:05:00,341 First, it's the kitchen. 97 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:02,141 Next, she'll be throwing out your boy's toys 98 00:05:02,141 --> 00:05:03,941 and buying bloody potpourri. 99 00:05:03,941 --> 00:05:07,421 Please, God, she'll make him lose the trophy display. 100 00:05:07,421 --> 00:05:09,221 Oi! And those shirtless boat pictures. 101 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:13,021 Oh! Oh, I don't know. I rather like the pictures. 102 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:15,501 Oh, I know you do. And those short shorts. 103 00:05:15,501 --> 00:05:17,141 Ooh! I've never seen these. 104 00:05:17,141 --> 00:05:19,381 All right, I'm not just a piece of meat, you know. 105 00:05:19,381 --> 00:05:20,941 Yes, you are, mate. 106 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:23,301 No, I am. Yes, no, I am. LAUGHTER 107 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:26,701 Right. Well, erm, if we are making toasts, 108 00:05:26,701 --> 00:05:28,941 I actually have a bit of an announcement. 109 00:05:28,941 --> 00:05:34,261 Erm, to my utter amazement and deep joy, 110 00:05:34,261 --> 00:05:38,701 this gorgeous creature to my left has finally agreed to marry me. 111 00:05:38,701 --> 00:05:41,781 Oh, that's fantastic news. Congratulations! 112 00:05:42,981 --> 00:05:45,061 Yes, congratulations. That's wonderful. 113 00:05:45,061 --> 00:05:47,141 Thank you. Glasses down, everybody. 114 00:05:47,141 --> 00:05:49,941 This calls for Champagne. It was always you. 115 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:53,581 I just perked up immediately. On my 15th drink, but, you know! 116 00:05:53,581 --> 00:05:56,381 You sure about this, though, Mills? He's the one? 117 00:05:56,381 --> 00:05:58,301 He wore me down somehow. Hm. 118 00:05:58,301 --> 00:06:00,901 LAUGHS: That helps! That helps, yeah. 119 00:06:00,901 --> 00:06:02,901 Diamonds help. That'll do it. Can I see? 120 00:06:04,661 --> 00:06:05,821 Oh, wow! 121 00:06:06,981 --> 00:06:08,821 Excellent clarity. 122 00:06:08,821 --> 00:06:10,661 And that's a very good setting for that cut. 123 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:13,341 Oh, yes, you work in a jeweller's, don't you? 124 00:06:13,341 --> 00:06:15,581 Er, well, I do at the moment, yes. 125 00:06:15,581 --> 00:06:18,301 But I learnt about diamonds when I was with the Royal Family. 126 00:06:18,301 --> 00:06:21,581 Janey was the Duchess of York's personal assistant. 127 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,581 Yes. But she doesn't like to mention it. 128 00:06:24,581 --> 00:06:26,181 CHUCKLING 129 00:06:27,661 --> 00:06:30,421 It really is a lovely ring. Thank you. 130 00:06:30,421 --> 00:06:32,301 LEO: Well, I'm glad you liked it. It cost a bit. 131 00:06:32,301 --> 00:06:35,021 Oh, no, stop it. Don't be beastly. Come on, so, when's the wedding? 132 00:06:35,021 --> 00:06:36,261 Probably in the spring. Yes. 133 00:06:36,261 --> 00:06:37,381 Well, hang on. 134 00:06:37,381 --> 00:06:40,701 We'd better get a wriggle on with, er, planning the stag, Duncan. Yes. 135 00:06:40,701 --> 00:06:43,301 Oh, I-I'm not sure about that. What do you mean, you're not sure? 136 00:06:43,301 --> 00:06:45,621 Rubbish. We're having a stag do. End of story, thank you. 137 00:06:45,621 --> 00:06:47,781 Surely, that's the whole point of getting married? 138 00:06:47,781 --> 00:06:50,621 Maybe not the whole point. You two planning a stag? 139 00:06:50,621 --> 00:06:52,021 You're joking. 140 00:06:52,021 --> 00:06:54,581 LAUGHTER I'm best man, I'm in charge. 141 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:57,501 Anyway, stems, everybody. 142 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:59,781 To the happy couple. ALL: To the happy couple. 143 00:06:59,781 --> 00:07:01,861 Cheers. Congratulations. 144 00:07:03,661 --> 00:07:06,861 Remember, erm, Mickey's stag? In Barcelona? 145 00:07:06,861 --> 00:07:08,021 LAUGHTER 146 00:07:08,021 --> 00:07:10,341 I remember that stripper took a shine to Tommy. 147 00:07:10,341 --> 00:07:11,941 Sh-She was a lovely young lady. 148 00:07:11,941 --> 00:07:14,861 And we had a very interesting conversation about football. 149 00:07:14,861 --> 00:07:17,421 Football! That's what you were talking about? 150 00:07:17,421 --> 00:07:19,301 Oh, I missed that. 151 00:07:19,301 --> 00:07:21,101 LAUGHTER 152 00:07:21,101 --> 00:07:23,301 Erm, what's this? JOSH: Well, you know our Tommy. 153 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:25,301 Can't say no to a pretty face. CHUCKLES 154 00:07:26,621 --> 00:07:29,101 Well, unless they try to tie him down. 155 00:07:29,101 --> 00:07:31,861 OK, that's enough of that. 156 00:07:31,861 --> 00:07:33,981 And then he runs for the hills. 157 00:07:33,981 --> 00:07:36,941 CAMILLA: Leo. At least, he used to. 158 00:07:36,941 --> 00:07:40,981 Well, I wish I knew some of this before you asked me to move in. 159 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:42,821 Don't pay any attention. 160 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:48,661 How's the wrist, by the way? Duncan. 161 00:07:52,141 --> 00:07:53,781 It's much better, thank you. 162 00:07:56,261 --> 00:07:58,781 Good. More Champagne, I think. 163 00:08:03,061 --> 00:08:06,581 She was determined to get her feet under the table. 164 00:08:06,581 --> 00:08:08,621 The wrist thing just gave her an excuse. 165 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,461 I think she was just strapped for cash 166 00:08:10,461 --> 00:08:12,261 and needed to rent out her flat. 167 00:08:12,261 --> 00:08:16,221 Janey said they'd been dancing... and then she fell. 168 00:08:16,221 --> 00:08:17,701 But I didn't buy it. 169 00:08:19,261 --> 00:08:21,301 And eventually... 170 00:08:22,741 --> 00:08:24,101 ..she told me that he'd pushed her 171 00:08:24,101 --> 00:08:26,621 over the open door of the dishwasher. 172 00:08:26,621 --> 00:08:28,581 She tripped. 173 00:08:28,581 --> 00:08:32,461 Or she did it on purpose. Either way, she got what she wanted. 174 00:08:32,461 --> 00:08:34,501 Duncan obviously got it from somewhere. 175 00:08:34,501 --> 00:08:36,221 Jesus Christ. Give it a rest, will you? 176 00:08:36,221 --> 00:08:38,181 It's lovely to know that's how you talk about me 177 00:08:38,181 --> 00:08:39,701 with all of your friends. HE EXHALES 178 00:08:39,701 --> 00:08:41,061 Don't be ridiculous. 179 00:08:41,061 --> 00:08:43,221 And the way that he said, "How's your wrist?" 180 00:08:43,221 --> 00:08:44,741 was so fucking snide. 181 00:08:44,741 --> 00:08:46,181 I could've punched him! 182 00:08:46,181 --> 00:08:50,981 Dunc was just winding you up, and you have overreacted, as usual. 183 00:08:50,981 --> 00:08:53,461 So, what, I'm supposed to just sit there and take it, am I? 184 00:08:53,461 --> 00:08:55,221 Darling, there's nothing to take. 185 00:08:55,221 --> 00:08:58,541 You're just being too bloody sensitive, Janey. 186 00:08:58,541 --> 00:09:02,141 Look, Dunc was just being Dunc. Oh, yeah, good old Dunc. 187 00:09:02,141 --> 00:09:03,341 If you love him so much, 188 00:09:03,341 --> 00:09:05,341 why don't you just go and live with Dunc instead? 189 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:07,861 I mean, I would... but his feet stink. 190 00:09:07,861 --> 00:09:09,701 And besides, I've heard he's shit in bed. 191 00:09:09,701 --> 00:09:11,061 HE SNIGGERS 192 00:09:13,301 --> 00:09:16,141 Also, there is this... 193 00:09:16,141 --> 00:09:19,381 sexy little minx that I've had my eye on. 194 00:09:19,381 --> 00:09:21,781 Oh, yeah? Mm. 195 00:09:21,781 --> 00:09:24,421 Sure there's not some stripper you'd rather be screwing? 196 00:09:24,421 --> 00:09:27,421 No. There's only one woman I want to screw. 197 00:09:29,901 --> 00:09:32,461 If I can get her to stop talking for five minutes. 198 00:09:36,221 --> 00:09:38,341 Five minutes hardly seems worth it. 199 00:09:38,341 --> 00:09:41,301 Trust me, lady. It'll be worth it. 200 00:09:48,981 --> 00:09:50,981 So you're sure you don't want me to go? 201 00:09:53,101 --> 00:09:54,541 No-one's going anywhere. 202 00:09:57,421 --> 00:09:58,781 Glad to hear it. 203 00:09:59,901 --> 00:10:01,461 Cos if you left me, Tommy... 204 00:10:02,981 --> 00:10:04,781 ..I don't know what I would do. 205 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,861 HE INHALES SHARPLY Stop. 206 00:10:19,901 --> 00:10:21,621 Put them on first, yeah? 207 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:25,461 Yeah? Yeah. 208 00:10:25,461 --> 00:10:27,261 You know how much I like it. 209 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:08,021 Yep, I know, Mum, 210 00:11:08,021 --> 00:11:11,101 but Leo wanted somewhere more central for his stag do, 211 00:11:11,101 --> 00:11:13,141 so we chose Berlin. 212 00:11:13,141 --> 00:11:14,661 I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 213 00:11:14,661 --> 00:11:18,021 I love you too. OK. All right. Bye, Mum. Bye. 214 00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:23,181 Can't believe you're leaving me for a whole weekend. I know. 215 00:11:23,181 --> 00:11:25,261 But think just how good it'll be when I get back. 216 00:11:30,141 --> 00:11:31,421 You should make the most of it. 217 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,261 Call up your girlfriends, go out on the town. 218 00:11:33,261 --> 00:11:36,941 Maybe I'll meet a nice young man. You'd better bloody not. 219 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:41,221 There it is. 220 00:11:41,221 --> 00:11:44,621 Call me when you get to Berlin, yeah? Course. 221 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,141 CAR HORN TOOTS That'll be Dunc. 222 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:50,181 You won't forget? I won't forget. 223 00:11:52,541 --> 00:11:54,781 DOORBELL RINGS 224 00:11:58,141 --> 00:12:00,461 All right, chaps? DUNCAN: There he is. Got the hat? 225 00:12:00,461 --> 00:12:02,901 TOMMY LAUGHS, DOOR CLOSES 226 00:12:08,021 --> 00:12:11,261 REPORTER: '..having trouble getting people to pay attention. But...' 227 00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:13,821 PRESENTER: 'What did they say about Princess Diana's dress? 228 00:12:13,821 --> 00:12:15,581 ' "Oh, doesn't it look crumpled?" 229 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,141 'But they didn't say that about yours. 230 00:12:17,141 --> 00:12:19,261 'Because you've got such nice broad shoulders, 231 00:12:19,261 --> 00:12:20,781 'the strapless looks wonderful.' 232 00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:23,661 'Yeah, and all the work you've put into them, Angelie. That's right. 233 00:12:23,661 --> 00:12:25,461 'Paying off on your wedding day. 234 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:27,581 'Contrary to popular belief, 235 00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,981 'strapless dresses really do suit most people. 236 00:12:29,981 --> 00:12:32,061 'They show off shoulders beautifully. 237 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:35,141 'And if you've got a small bust, they're dead easy to wear. 238 00:12:35,141 --> 00:12:37,541 'If you want to wear one and you've got a big bust, 239 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,901 'just make jolly sure that the underwear you wear 240 00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:42,501 'is the right kind of underwear because...' 241 00:12:42,501 --> 00:12:45,901 RINGING TONE 'Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone. 242 00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:48,421 'Leave a message, and I'll get back to you.' 243 00:12:48,421 --> 00:12:50,701 Hey, it's me. 244 00:12:50,701 --> 00:12:53,141 Assuming you've safely arrived in Deutschland. 245 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:57,381 Gimme a call when you can, yeah? 246 00:12:57,381 --> 00:12:58,901 Miss you already. 247 00:13:09,621 --> 00:13:11,861 'Hi, Tommy. It's me again.' 248 00:13:12,901 --> 00:13:15,701 So... still no word. 249 00:13:15,701 --> 00:13:19,941 For all I know, you could be... dead in a ditch somewhere. 250 00:13:19,941 --> 00:13:23,741 So if you could just call me back... 251 00:13:23,741 --> 00:13:25,941 it would be good to know that you're still alive. 252 00:14:59,501 --> 00:15:01,861 SHE SNIFFLES, GASPS 253 00:15:10,861 --> 00:15:12,581 INARTICULATE CRY 254 00:15:18,381 --> 00:15:21,421 So you need to get out of the fucking strip club and call me back. 255 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,541 I'm not joking, Tommy. You need to call me back, immediately. 256 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,621 Do you hear me? 257 00:15:25,621 --> 00:15:27,581 You can't just fucking ignore me, Tommy. 258 00:15:27,581 --> 00:15:30,381 It's not fucking funny. You fucking bastard! 259 00:15:30,381 --> 00:15:32,101 SHE YELLS 260 00:15:37,381 --> 00:15:39,501 RINGING TONE 261 00:15:42,381 --> 00:15:44,661 'Hi, it's Duncan. You know what to do.' 262 00:15:45,981 --> 00:15:47,661 Duncan, it's Jane. 263 00:15:47,661 --> 00:15:49,661 Look, erm... I'd really appreciate it 264 00:15:49,661 --> 00:15:52,821 if you could please tell Tommy to tear himself away 265 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:55,981 from all the naked bloody tits and call me. OK? 266 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,701 'This is Leo. Sorry I can't take your call at the moment, 267 00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:14,301 'but please leave a message.' 268 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,221 Leo, Jane again. 269 00:16:18,381 --> 00:16:21,021 If you're with Tommy, which I'm sure you are, 270 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:24,341 I need you to tell him to pick up the phone and call me. 271 00:16:25,661 --> 00:16:28,301 This has gone beyond a joke. Do you understand? 272 00:16:36,221 --> 00:16:39,941 She was desperately hurt. It was a real betrayal. 273 00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:42,461 If anything, the thing about "old slippers"... 274 00:16:42,461 --> 00:16:44,061 Well, it was a compliment. 275 00:16:44,061 --> 00:16:47,141 He just meant that he was very comfortable with her. 276 00:16:47,141 --> 00:16:49,781 Janey described some of the things that he'd written, and... 277 00:16:49,781 --> 00:16:51,661 I certainly wouldn't have been happy either. 278 00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:53,621 Served her right. 279 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,901 She shouldn't have gone poking about. 280 00:16:58,581 --> 00:16:59,701 TOMMY: Hello, Jane? 281 00:17:09,541 --> 00:17:11,021 Look, it's not what you think. 282 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:21,141 I didn't actually do anything, Jane. 283 00:17:23,821 --> 00:17:26,061 It was just a stupid bit of fun. 284 00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,741 I read the emails. 285 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:36,061 Yeah, OK, they sounded bad, but... 286 00:17:36,061 --> 00:17:37,501 it wasn't real. 287 00:17:43,021 --> 00:17:46,901 It was just fantasy, just... harmless fetishes. 288 00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:49,981 Who is she? 289 00:17:52,701 --> 00:17:54,341 She's no-one. She's... 290 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,861 She's just some woman that I met at a trade show that's... 291 00:17:58,861 --> 00:18:01,021 SHE SNIFFLES God. 292 00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:02,341 Jane... 293 00:18:04,341 --> 00:18:05,901 ..nothing actually happened. 294 00:18:05,901 --> 00:18:09,101 I-It's not like I slept with her. We... 295 00:18:09,101 --> 00:18:11,501 We just sent a couple of emails. 296 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,821 You don't love me at all, do you? 297 00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:18,421 Jane, that's not true. 298 00:18:18,421 --> 00:18:19,861 You never loved me. 299 00:18:21,221 --> 00:18:24,341 Oh, God, I wish I was dead. Oh, Jane, please don't say that. 300 00:18:24,341 --> 00:18:25,901 You mustn't say things like that, OK? 301 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:28,061 I'm really, really sorry. Why shouldn't I? 302 00:18:31,141 --> 00:18:32,941 If you don't love me, I'd rather be dead. 303 00:18:32,941 --> 00:18:34,261 J-Jane, look. 304 00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:38,181 I am really sorry. 305 00:18:38,181 --> 00:18:41,021 We're good. I... I promise. 306 00:18:54,221 --> 00:18:57,061 I can see this is very distressing. 307 00:18:58,661 --> 00:19:00,621 He said it didn't mean anything. 308 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,341 It was just a stupid flirtation, 309 00:19:04,341 --> 00:19:06,061 and I was the one that was over-reacting. 310 00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:09,461 I don't know, maybe I am. 311 00:19:09,461 --> 00:19:11,821 It's not like he actually slept with her. 312 00:19:11,821 --> 00:19:17,061 We've talked about how people can try to minimise your feelings 313 00:19:17,061 --> 00:19:18,781 so they don't have to deal with them. 314 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,781 Your parents, for example. 315 00:19:24,501 --> 00:19:27,581 Right. I remember you said there were certain things 316 00:19:27,581 --> 00:19:30,701 that happened in your childhood 317 00:19:30,701 --> 00:19:33,461 that they didn't want to know about. 318 00:19:37,381 --> 00:19:38,421 Yeah. 319 00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:42,541 It was all just swept under the carpet. 320 00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,261 Do you feel that's what's happening here? 321 00:19:54,021 --> 00:19:55,261 I don't know. 322 00:19:57,701 --> 00:19:58,781 Maybe. 323 00:20:01,621 --> 00:20:03,861 My whole life revolves around him. 324 00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:09,341 Forget about what I want, what I need. 325 00:20:11,981 --> 00:20:13,661 It's always about Tommy. 326 00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:19,421 If I just knew for sure where we were headed... 327 00:20:21,501 --> 00:20:24,101 ..then I... I could relax. 328 00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:29,861 Could you tell him you feel this way? 329 00:20:31,701 --> 00:20:33,861 What's the point? He wouldn't understand. 330 00:20:33,861 --> 00:20:37,581 But if you want to establish clearer boundaries... 331 00:20:38,861 --> 00:20:41,941 ..he needs to know what behaviour you find unacceptable. 332 00:20:48,741 --> 00:20:50,661 I can't carry on like this, Tommy. 333 00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:54,941 You hurt me so much. 334 00:20:59,101 --> 00:21:01,421 And the truth is... 335 00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:06,981 it sent me to... a very dark place. 336 00:21:07,981 --> 00:21:10,021 And it's a place that I have been in before. 337 00:21:13,821 --> 00:21:15,341 What do you mean? 338 00:21:16,821 --> 00:21:19,381 I know you thought I was just making threats. 339 00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,781 But the fact is I, erm... 340 00:21:28,701 --> 00:21:30,661 ..I have tried to kill myself in the past. 341 00:21:32,141 --> 00:21:34,781 God. I don't want to go into details. 342 00:21:34,781 --> 00:21:37,181 But it's happened more than once, 343 00:21:37,181 --> 00:21:38,941 and I can't be with someone 344 00:21:38,941 --> 00:21:41,901 who might push me into feeling like that again. 345 00:21:42,981 --> 00:21:44,221 No. 346 00:21:47,061 --> 00:21:48,941 No, course not. Erm... 347 00:21:53,501 --> 00:21:54,701 I'm so sorry. 348 00:21:57,341 --> 00:21:59,821 So if you would... 349 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:03,221 rather be with this woman in Las Vegas... 350 00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:04,781 No. No, no. That was never the thing... 351 00:22:04,781 --> 00:22:07,581 ..or you've decided that you'd never want to settle down... 352 00:22:07,581 --> 00:22:10,461 That's... No, I... Look, I... 353 00:22:10,461 --> 00:22:12,541 I definitely think about... 354 00:22:14,101 --> 00:22:17,221 ..marriage and... and kids and all of those things. 355 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:19,461 OK. 356 00:22:21,141 --> 00:22:24,901 I just need to know that we're heading in the same direction. 357 00:22:27,741 --> 00:22:33,301 It's not that I'm expecting you to propose tomorrow. It's... 358 00:22:33,301 --> 00:22:35,821 Maybe six months down the line. 359 00:22:40,941 --> 00:22:42,061 Yeah. 360 00:22:46,701 --> 00:22:48,621 I just need to know that you're not using me. 361 00:22:49,861 --> 00:22:52,381 I wouldn't do that. 362 00:22:52,381 --> 00:22:54,341 I wouldn't. OK? 363 00:22:56,981 --> 00:22:58,861 Don't ever hurt me again, Tommy. 364 00:23:02,581 --> 00:23:04,941 I really couldn't bear it. 365 00:23:26,661 --> 00:23:30,461 She started texting a couple of hours ago. 366 00:23:30,461 --> 00:23:32,581 It's been non-stop ever since. 367 00:23:32,581 --> 00:23:34,021 My inbox is practically full, 368 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:35,861 but I didn't think I should delete anything. 369 00:23:35,861 --> 00:23:37,421 She's obviously in a terrible state. 370 00:23:37,421 --> 00:23:40,221 Francesca, we have CCTV footage 371 00:23:40,221 --> 00:23:43,101 that shows Jane buying quite a lot of painkillers. 372 00:23:43,101 --> 00:23:44,701 So, as you can imagine, 373 00:23:44,701 --> 00:23:47,341 we're extremely concerned for her wellbeing. 374 00:23:47,341 --> 00:23:48,821 We need you to talk to her. 375 00:23:48,821 --> 00:23:51,061 Try and get her to tell you exactly where she is. 376 00:23:51,061 --> 00:23:53,781 Think you could do that? 377 00:23:53,781 --> 00:23:55,181 I can try. 378 00:23:56,781 --> 00:23:59,661 LAUGHTER, SWING MUSIC PLAYING 379 00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:07,901 Right, then. Another one for the Majesty. 380 00:24:07,901 --> 00:24:10,221 Happy birthday to the Queen Mother. To the Queen Mother. 381 00:24:10,221 --> 00:24:12,261 God bless the old dear. LAUGHTER 382 00:24:12,261 --> 00:24:13,821 MUSIC: 'Tainted Love' by Soft Cell 383 00:24:13,821 --> 00:24:15,301 Oh, my God, Tommy. 384 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:18,461 Oh, Jesus. Shall we? 385 00:24:18,461 --> 00:24:20,861 Yes, indeed. Duncan, do me a favour, old boy. 386 00:24:20,861 --> 00:24:23,181 Oh, anything for you, Tom. Yes, thank you. 387 00:24:23,181 --> 00:24:27,261 I've got to 388 00:24:27,261 --> 00:24:30,701 I've got to 389 00:24:30,701 --> 00:24:33,421 390 00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:36,821 391 00:24:36,821 --> 00:24:41,301 Seems to go nowhere... 392 00:24:41,301 --> 00:24:43,341 Get a room! Come on now, you two. 393 00:24:43,341 --> 00:24:44,861 FRANCESCA: Janey! 394 00:24:44,861 --> 00:24:46,741 Janey. 395 00:24:48,021 --> 00:24:50,541 Things seem to be going much better between the two of you. 396 00:24:50,541 --> 00:24:52,101 Yes, things are wonderful. 397 00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:53,261 In fact, last weekend, 398 00:24:53,261 --> 00:24:55,221 we were looking at properties in the Cotswolds. 399 00:24:55,221 --> 00:24:56,781 Wow, that's exciting. 400 00:24:57,861 --> 00:24:59,901 He even registered us as "Mr and Mrs Cressman" 401 00:24:59,901 --> 00:25:01,021 at the estate agents'. 402 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:02,621 Did he? 403 00:25:02,621 --> 00:25:04,461 Well, that's what the chap had on his papers, 404 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,061 but Tommy and I just went along with it. 405 00:25:06,061 --> 00:25:08,461 It was very funny. CHUCKLES 406 00:25:08,461 --> 00:25:12,301 Between you and I, he's been having lots of secret chats with his mum. 407 00:25:13,541 --> 00:25:16,101 And I think he may be planning to propose when we're in France 408 00:25:16,101 --> 00:25:17,261 at his family's villa. 409 00:25:17,261 --> 00:25:19,021 Gosh. Really? 410 00:25:19,021 --> 00:25:23,101 Janey? Don't look now, but isn't that your old chap, Luis? 411 00:25:23,101 --> 00:25:24,341 Just behind Tommy? 412 00:25:40,901 --> 00:25:43,541 LAUGHTER, CHATTER 413 00:25:47,741 --> 00:25:51,181 TOMMY: It is a Classic Riva, and she is an absolute stunner. 414 00:25:51,181 --> 00:25:52,901 Tommy really knows his boats. 415 00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:55,421 My brother's been looking at a Riva Olympic. Oh, wow. 416 00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:58,141 Tommy? Mm, that's cool. What kind of condition? 417 00:25:58,141 --> 00:25:59,461 Good, I think. Tommy? 418 00:25:59,461 --> 00:26:03,141 Sorry. Erm, how far is the villa from St Tropez? 419 00:26:03,141 --> 00:26:05,421 Ah, I don't know. A couple of hours? 420 00:26:05,421 --> 00:26:06,941 Max should get Tommy to look at it. 421 00:26:06,941 --> 00:26:10,021 I'm thinking we should drive there one day in the boat. 422 00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:12,781 You... You don't drive a boat, woman. Jesus! 423 00:26:12,781 --> 00:26:14,141 CHUCKLING Oh, pardon me. 424 00:26:14,141 --> 00:26:16,781 Sorry, stupid Janey gets it wrong again. 425 00:26:16,781 --> 00:26:18,901 No, no, look. That's not what I meant. 426 00:26:18,901 --> 00:26:21,781 You should give her a good telling off. 427 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:23,461 Don't be silly. 428 00:26:23,461 --> 00:26:26,381 Tommy rather likes naughty girls. 429 00:26:26,381 --> 00:26:29,861 That and a bit of dressing up. LAUGHS: For God's sake! 430 00:26:29,861 --> 00:26:32,421 If it's thigh-high and leather, all the better. 431 00:26:32,421 --> 00:26:34,701 Look... Please, ignore her. 432 00:26:34,701 --> 00:26:37,101 You're drunk. No, I'm not. You are. 433 00:26:37,101 --> 00:26:38,661 You're making a fool of yourself. 434 00:26:38,661 --> 00:26:41,141 Janey... 435 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,021 why do you always have to go too far? 436 00:26:43,021 --> 00:26:44,941 Look, just give me... You're hurting me! 437 00:26:44,941 --> 00:26:48,181 Oh, you'll survive. Bad luck for you, then, isn't it? 438 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:52,141 I think we should go home. I don't want to go home. 439 00:26:52,141 --> 00:26:54,421 OK, fine. Do what you want. 440 00:26:54,421 --> 00:26:55,461 Stay. 441 00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:58,341 I'll just jump in the river, shall I? Yes. 442 00:26:58,341 --> 00:27:00,101 That'll solve all your problems, won't it? 443 00:27:00,101 --> 00:27:02,021 Hold on. Tommy, what's going on? 444 00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:05,741 Stick her in a cab when she falls over. 445 00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:08,741 Tommy? 446 00:27:11,021 --> 00:27:13,421 'He could be quite curt with her.' 447 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:17,541 And a bit cruel. 448 00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:19,941 She was a clingy bloody nightmare. 449 00:27:21,741 --> 00:27:25,461 I kept telling him he needed to cut her loose. 450 00:27:25,461 --> 00:27:27,501 RINGING TONE 451 00:27:27,501 --> 00:27:29,821 'Hi, you've reached Tommy's phone.' OK. 452 00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:31,821 'Leave a message...' Great. Well, that's fine. 453 00:27:31,821 --> 00:27:34,941 Don't pick up. BEEP 454 00:27:34,941 --> 00:27:37,341 Hi, Tom. It's Jane. 455 00:27:37,341 --> 00:27:43,141 It is quarter to one in the morning, and there are no fucking buses. 456 00:27:44,341 --> 00:27:46,821 Yeah, I'm fucking pissed off. 457 00:27:47,861 --> 00:27:50,501 'Not like you give a fucking toss if I was walking the streets 458 00:27:50,501 --> 00:27:53,381 'at one in the morning or not, though, is it? 459 00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:56,701 'No, it's fucking boring, fucking... 460 00:27:56,701 --> 00:28:00,021 'tosser, loony-bin Jane 461 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:02,781 'who goes out once in a bloody blue moon 462 00:28:02,781 --> 00:28:05,101 'cos you don't fucking want to go out with me. 463 00:28:06,581 --> 00:28:08,461 'OK. Goodbye.' 464 00:28:10,141 --> 00:28:12,141 Un-fucking-believable. 465 00:28:14,461 --> 00:28:17,381 Selfish fucking prick. 466 00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:47,381 Tommy, I'm so sorry. 467 00:28:49,781 --> 00:28:51,541 That's what you always say. 468 00:29:03,461 --> 00:29:05,181 I thought we were doing better. 469 00:29:07,221 --> 00:29:08,261 We are. 470 00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:13,341 But when you act like this in front of my friends, they... 471 00:29:15,261 --> 00:29:17,621 They don't understand why I don't just end it. 472 00:29:19,301 --> 00:29:21,141 Because they don't know us. 473 00:29:23,181 --> 00:29:25,061 You said it yourself - we're good together. 474 00:29:25,061 --> 00:29:26,901 But, Jane, these problems, th-they... 475 00:29:28,381 --> 00:29:29,901 ..they're not just gonna go away. 476 00:29:32,621 --> 00:29:33,941 No, I know. 477 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:37,421 Every time we argue, it's like you... 478 00:29:37,421 --> 00:29:40,461 you talk about jumping in the bloody river or taking pills. 479 00:29:41,941 --> 00:29:43,741 It's not fair. 480 00:29:47,781 --> 00:29:48,981 I know it's not. 481 00:29:50,621 --> 00:29:53,421 I get so scared. 482 00:29:53,421 --> 00:29:57,141 And I know it's stupid and it's selfish 483 00:29:57,141 --> 00:29:59,541 and it's too much pressure on you. 484 00:30:01,661 --> 00:30:03,341 I've been a total bitch. 485 00:30:05,301 --> 00:30:07,981 It's not like I'm so great. It's... 486 00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:09,901 It's just, things need to be equal. 487 00:30:12,621 --> 00:30:14,581 They will be. 488 00:30:14,581 --> 00:30:16,741 I promise. 489 00:30:16,741 --> 00:30:19,141 I'm sorting myself out. I really am. 490 00:30:19,141 --> 00:30:21,981 And from now on, things will be different, I swear. 491 00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:27,861 Yeah? 492 00:30:29,701 --> 00:30:31,741 Yeah. 493 00:30:31,741 --> 00:30:35,141 Because I really don't want us to go to France and have some... No. 494 00:30:35,141 --> 00:30:38,181 This holiday is exactly what we need. 495 00:30:39,621 --> 00:30:41,701 We'll make a whole fresh start. 496 00:30:44,701 --> 00:30:46,301 New Janey. I promise. 497 00:30:51,981 --> 00:30:53,741 OK. 498 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:04,941 DOUGLAS: OK, are you ready? 499 00:31:10,261 --> 00:31:11,781 She's dialling now. 500 00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:13,821 RINGING TONE 501 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:18,701 'Franny?' 502 00:31:18,701 --> 00:31:21,621 Janey, I've been so worried, sweetheart. Are you all right? 503 00:31:23,341 --> 00:31:24,421 'I'm cold.' 504 00:31:24,421 --> 00:31:26,501 WHISPERS: Keep her talking. 505 00:31:26,501 --> 00:31:30,341 Where are you? Are you in the car? 506 00:31:32,981 --> 00:31:35,421 'Janey, can you still hear me?' 507 00:31:35,421 --> 00:31:38,221 It's dark. I can't see. 508 00:31:39,261 --> 00:31:42,101 'I'm so cold, I can't feel my legs.' 509 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:44,701 Oh, Janey, darling. Have you taken something? 510 00:31:46,581 --> 00:31:48,421 Please, will you tell us what you've taken? 511 00:31:50,661 --> 00:31:53,581 'Oh, God, OK. Listen, just, erm... 512 00:31:53,581 --> 00:31:55,661 'Press on the horn, darling. OK? 513 00:31:55,661 --> 00:31:57,941 'Because you need to try and get someone's attention. 514 00:31:59,941 --> 00:32:03,541 'Janey, you don't wanna do this. Please will you let us help you?' 515 00:32:17,181 --> 00:32:21,821 In a deserted street 516 00:32:21,821 --> 00:32:25,061 But also tasty 517 00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:27,741 518 00:32:30,141 --> 00:32:35,101 With another girl 519 00:32:35,101 --> 00:32:38,341 520 00:32:38,341 --> 00:32:41,101 521 00:32:43,021 --> 00:32:45,621 God, it's so beautiful here. 522 00:32:45,621 --> 00:32:48,901 There's an observation deck just along the coast. 523 00:32:48,901 --> 00:32:52,981 It's an ideal spot for the sunset. Very romantic. 524 00:32:52,981 --> 00:32:54,821 We should go up there this evening. 525 00:32:56,781 --> 00:32:58,661 Sounds perfect. 526 00:32:58,661 --> 00:33:02,461 Integrate into the working world 527 00:33:02,461 --> 00:33:06,301 Is when she feels proud 528 00:33:06,301 --> 00:33:09,381 529 00:33:11,261 --> 00:33:15,741 I would definitely take this out... 530 00:33:17,221 --> 00:33:19,981 Oh, you made it! Mum! 531 00:33:19,981 --> 00:33:22,021 Oh! We were starting to worry. 532 00:33:22,021 --> 00:33:24,821 Oh, no, don't be silly. How are you? Good. How are you? 533 00:33:24,821 --> 00:33:25,861 Very good. Oh, yes. 534 00:33:25,861 --> 00:33:26,941 Tommy. Hello, chap. 535 00:33:26,941 --> 00:33:28,781 How are you, man? Fantastic. 536 00:33:28,781 --> 00:33:31,221 Young David... Look at him! LAUGHTER 537 00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:32,701 What a thing! 538 00:33:32,701 --> 00:33:34,141 How are you, chap? How you doing? 539 00:33:34,141 --> 00:33:35,821 Yeah, good. Great. 540 00:33:35,821 --> 00:33:37,541 And of course, you all remember Janey? 541 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:40,021 Yes, of course. Hello, dear. Hi. 542 00:33:41,461 --> 00:33:43,301 Can I help you with your bag? Oh, er, that's OK. 543 00:33:43,301 --> 00:33:46,861 So, this is the new car, Rick? Yep. She's a beauty, isn't she? 544 00:33:46,861 --> 00:33:48,901 Dad won't let her out of his sight. He's obsessed. 545 00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:50,501 I'm not obsessed, boy. 546 00:33:50,501 --> 00:33:52,141 I can't wait to take her out for a spin. 547 00:33:52,141 --> 00:33:54,621 We'll see you inside, boys. Oh, yes, of course. 548 00:33:54,621 --> 00:33:57,181 ENGINE REVS 549 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:00,701 550 00:34:02,581 --> 00:34:07,181 Along the clear gulfs... 551 00:34:07,181 --> 00:34:10,101 SIGHS: Oh, I know, it's so romantic. 552 00:34:10,101 --> 00:34:13,781 Tommy drove us up into the hills, and... I just had no idea. 553 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:17,621 WATER SPLASHING 554 00:34:17,621 --> 00:34:19,501 CHATTER FROM OUTSIDE 555 00:34:24,181 --> 00:34:25,381 Agh! 556 00:34:25,381 --> 00:34:28,141 Ah, you buggers. And again, David. Still with you. 557 00:34:28,141 --> 00:34:29,781 Well done, chap. 558 00:34:29,781 --> 00:34:31,581 Come on! Here we go. 559 00:34:33,541 --> 00:34:34,861 All right, Janey?! 560 00:34:36,061 --> 00:34:37,821 Keep your head in the game! 561 00:34:51,061 --> 00:34:52,501 'What happened to you?' 562 00:34:52,501 --> 00:34:56,341 I had an epic game of water polo. You should've come down. 563 00:34:58,901 --> 00:35:01,901 Well, I was waiting for you to come up. 564 00:35:01,901 --> 00:35:03,421 Ah. Oh, well. 565 00:35:03,421 --> 00:35:05,501 Dinner's in 15 minutes, and Cathy's just got here, 566 00:35:05,501 --> 00:35:07,221 so we should probably get down there. 567 00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:10,461 Right. 568 00:35:12,781 --> 00:35:16,821 So... shall we drive up there after dinner, then? 569 00:35:16,821 --> 00:35:19,821 What's that? The observation deck. 570 00:35:19,821 --> 00:35:22,181 Don't be silly. We just got here. We can go with the others. 571 00:35:22,181 --> 00:35:24,741 And anyway, Mum usually packs a picnic. 572 00:35:26,301 --> 00:35:29,701 Come on. My sister really wants to meet you. 573 00:35:29,701 --> 00:35:31,261 Come on. Allez, allez! 574 00:35:34,141 --> 00:35:36,861 So... So, Mum was saying you're buying a place in the Cotswolds? 575 00:35:36,861 --> 00:35:40,141 Mm. Well, we're exploring some options. 576 00:35:40,141 --> 00:35:42,781 I thought the second cottage you went to see 577 00:35:42,781 --> 00:35:44,861 looked really quite promising. Mm. Yeah, me too. 578 00:35:44,861 --> 00:35:46,741 It'd make a lovely family home. 579 00:35:46,741 --> 00:35:48,621 I was just saying to Tommy, 580 00:35:48,621 --> 00:35:51,061 I can imagine that smallest room as a nursery. 581 00:35:53,981 --> 00:35:57,061 And there's space, yeah? For an annexe? 582 00:35:57,061 --> 00:35:59,821 Definitely, yeah. An annexe? 583 00:35:59,821 --> 00:36:04,341 I had the agent fax over the plans, so we'll get a better idea. 584 00:36:04,341 --> 00:36:05,981 Just don't overstretch yourself. 585 00:36:05,981 --> 00:36:07,741 In the current climate... Was it...? 586 00:36:07,741 --> 00:36:08,941 Oh, now, come on. What? 587 00:36:08,941 --> 00:36:10,661 Tommy knows what he's doing. 588 00:36:10,661 --> 00:36:12,621 He's always had an excellent head for business. 589 00:36:12,621 --> 00:36:14,061 LAUGHTER 590 00:36:14,061 --> 00:36:17,061 Sorry - so the cottage is for your mother, too? 591 00:36:17,061 --> 00:36:20,341 Yeah, I mean... Well, we discussed it, but... 592 00:36:20,341 --> 00:36:22,181 Darling, I told you about that. 593 00:36:22,181 --> 00:36:24,021 He may have a good head for business, 594 00:36:24,021 --> 00:36:26,261 but, er, his spelling's still atrocious. 595 00:36:26,261 --> 00:36:28,341 Well, that's not fair, is it? 596 00:36:28,341 --> 00:36:30,861 There's a couple of words I have some trouble with, that's all. 597 00:36:30,861 --> 00:36:33,261 What, like "car" and "cover"? LAUGHTER 598 00:36:33,261 --> 00:36:35,701 Oh! That's so naughty. 599 00:36:35,701 --> 00:36:40,861 So, Jane, do you know this part of France at all? 600 00:36:40,861 --> 00:36:42,501 Er, a little, yes. 601 00:36:42,501 --> 00:36:44,621 At least, I know St Tropez. 602 00:36:44,621 --> 00:36:46,661 I stayed there several times with the Duchess. 603 00:36:46,661 --> 00:36:47,741 Oh, yes, of course. 604 00:36:47,741 --> 00:36:50,821 Jane used to work for the Duchess of York as her dresser. 605 00:36:50,821 --> 00:36:53,821 Golly. That must have been interesting. 606 00:36:53,821 --> 00:36:55,821 Did you see her on Friends? CATHY GROANS 607 00:36:55,821 --> 00:36:57,421 Friends? What's that? 608 00:36:57,421 --> 00:37:00,541 Oh, Friends is a sitcom, Granny. 609 00:37:00,541 --> 00:37:03,141 Yes, old Freebie Fergie. She'll do anything for money. 610 00:37:03,141 --> 00:37:05,781 THEY LAUGH 611 00:37:05,781 --> 00:37:08,981 I don't think that's fair. Oh... darling, it's a joke. Come on. 612 00:37:08,981 --> 00:37:11,821 Right, shall we move on to dessert? 613 00:37:11,821 --> 00:37:13,061 Yes. Ooh, yes. Come on. 614 00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:14,901 Tommy, will you help me with the plates? 615 00:37:22,661 --> 00:37:26,101 Hello, darling. OK? Please can we go upstairs? 616 00:37:26,101 --> 00:37:27,381 What? 617 00:37:27,381 --> 00:37:29,821 No. Come on, it's still early. 618 00:37:29,821 --> 00:37:34,301 I'm tired, and... I just don't really feel too good. 619 00:37:35,941 --> 00:37:39,381 OK. Well... have a drink. That'll cheer you up. 620 00:37:39,381 --> 00:37:42,021 I don't need cheering up. 621 00:37:42,021 --> 00:37:43,981 I need not to be ignored and humiliated 622 00:37:43,981 --> 00:37:45,301 in front of your bloody family. 623 00:37:46,861 --> 00:37:48,661 Why are you being like this? 624 00:37:49,861 --> 00:37:51,621 RICK: Excuse me. CLEARS THROAT 625 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:58,021 Please can we just go upstairs? 626 00:37:59,301 --> 00:38:01,341 You just can't help yourself, can you? 627 00:38:02,501 --> 00:38:03,701 You just had to make a scene. 628 00:38:03,701 --> 00:38:05,301 I'm not making a scene, I'm just upset. 629 00:38:05,301 --> 00:38:06,821 You're always upset. 630 00:38:08,141 --> 00:38:10,101 And I am sick to death of it. 631 00:38:11,421 --> 00:38:14,741 If you want to go... just go. 632 00:38:43,941 --> 00:38:46,021 ENGINE REVVING 633 00:38:53,981 --> 00:38:56,021 TYRES SQUEAL 634 00:38:56,021 --> 00:38:58,021 PHONE RINGS 635 00:39:01,221 --> 00:39:02,581 'Where the hell are you?' 636 00:39:04,101 --> 00:39:06,061 Like you care. 637 00:39:06,061 --> 00:39:08,261 I could drive off the road, you'd probably be happy. 638 00:39:08,261 --> 00:39:10,181 'Don't you bloody dare.' 639 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,181 That is my brother's car. 640 00:39:12,181 --> 00:39:14,541 You bring it back. You bring it back now. 641 00:39:22,581 --> 00:39:24,821 ENGINE REVS INCREASE 642 00:40:01,781 --> 00:40:05,101 Just... Just ignore her. Really, it's the best way. 643 00:40:11,581 --> 00:40:14,901 When she came down to go to the airport, 644 00:40:14,901 --> 00:40:17,701 my mother said she had a face like thunder. 645 00:40:17,701 --> 00:40:20,221 She was shouting, screaming, 646 00:40:20,221 --> 00:40:24,341 saying she'd wasted the last two years of her life. 647 00:40:25,461 --> 00:40:29,381 She just wanted to humiliate Tommy. 648 00:40:29,381 --> 00:40:31,181 Janey called from the car. 649 00:40:31,181 --> 00:40:34,061 It sounded like the holiday had been a disaster. 650 00:40:34,061 --> 00:40:37,221 She was going on about what he'd done, what he hadn't done, 651 00:40:37,221 --> 00:40:38,381 how it was definitely over. 652 00:40:39,461 --> 00:40:41,501 'That was with Tommy sitting right next to her.' 653 00:40:51,541 --> 00:40:56,661 Clearly, things between them had become completely toxic. 654 00:40:58,181 --> 00:41:01,061 This is ridiculous, Tommy. 655 00:41:01,061 --> 00:41:03,421 You can't keep ignoring me. We need to talk about things. 656 00:41:03,421 --> 00:41:06,181 You need to hear what I'm saying. Jesus Christ. 657 00:41:06,181 --> 00:41:08,861 You need to listen to me. Listen to you? 658 00:41:10,781 --> 00:41:12,781 You didn't shut up the whole fucking way home. 659 00:41:14,061 --> 00:41:16,781 Not to mention that mortifying fucking display at the airport 660 00:41:16,781 --> 00:41:19,621 in front of my mother and poor David. You... 661 00:41:19,621 --> 00:41:22,101 You know they both think you're insane? 662 00:41:22,101 --> 00:41:24,661 I don't care. You can't keep treating me like this. 663 00:41:24,661 --> 00:41:27,781 And phoning all of our bloody friends, 664 00:41:27,781 --> 00:41:29,701 wailing and... and bawling 665 00:41:29,701 --> 00:41:31,341 and airing all of our private business. 666 00:41:31,341 --> 00:41:33,741 It was completely bloody humiliating. 667 00:41:33,741 --> 00:41:36,141 You think that's humiliating? Yes, I do! 668 00:41:36,141 --> 00:41:37,701 How do you think I feel?! 669 00:41:37,701 --> 00:41:40,621 Finding out you've gone behind my back with some whore, 670 00:41:40,621 --> 00:41:42,141 sending her those foul emails. 671 00:41:42,141 --> 00:41:44,261 I bet people would love to read those, wouldn't they? 672 00:41:44,261 --> 00:41:46,381 God's sake, not this again. 673 00:41:46,381 --> 00:41:48,381 Yes, you can't just pretend that I don't exist! 674 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:51,341 Oh, I swear to God, right now, I wish you didn't. 675 00:41:51,341 --> 00:41:53,661 If we were married, you wouldn't treat me like this. 676 00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:55,701 But you would rather just keep stringing me along, 677 00:41:55,701 --> 00:41:57,341 as long as Tommy gets what he wants. 678 00:41:57,341 --> 00:42:00,781 You seriously, seriously still talking about marriage? 679 00:42:00,781 --> 00:42:03,421 Oh, good old Janey. She's good for fucking, but not much else. 680 00:42:03,421 --> 00:42:04,581 Just shut up. 681 00:42:04,581 --> 00:42:07,581 What if your precious mother knew what you were really like? 682 00:42:07,581 --> 00:42:09,341 You are sick, do you know that? 683 00:42:09,341 --> 00:42:10,581 ROARS: Shut up! 684 00:42:10,581 --> 00:42:12,221 Will you shut up! 685 00:42:12,221 --> 00:42:16,061 Shut your fucking mouth! Because it is the truth! 686 00:42:17,221 --> 00:42:18,501 You're the one who's sick. 687 00:42:20,021 --> 00:42:21,301 You're broken. 688 00:42:22,901 --> 00:42:27,501 There is something, like, deeply, deeply wrong with you, 689 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:30,461 and I swear to God, Jane, I wish I'd never met you. 690 00:42:41,301 --> 00:42:43,021 You ruined my life, Tommy. 691 00:42:44,621 --> 00:42:46,941 No, you did that all by yourself. 692 00:42:53,021 --> 00:42:56,021 Well, then I, er, may as well end it. 693 00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:57,501 HE SIGHS 694 00:42:57,501 --> 00:43:00,381 Get one of those knives and slash my fucking wrists. 695 00:43:00,381 --> 00:43:03,141 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 696 00:43:03,141 --> 00:43:06,341 Go on, then. The knives are right there. 697 00:43:06,341 --> 00:43:07,381 Go on. 698 00:43:08,501 --> 00:43:11,221 Take a knife, slash your wrists. Be my fucking guest. 699 00:43:11,221 --> 00:43:13,781 Do you know what? 700 00:43:13,781 --> 00:43:15,541 I'll do mine too, shall I? 701 00:43:17,861 --> 00:43:21,221 Put us both out of our misery. Hm? 702 00:43:33,501 --> 00:43:37,101 CLATTERING, DOOR SLAMS 703 00:43:37,101 --> 00:43:39,541 SHE YELLS, GLASS SMASHES 704 00:43:48,341 --> 00:43:49,701 Thank you. 705 00:43:49,701 --> 00:43:52,901 Can you put me through to the police, please? 706 00:43:52,901 --> 00:43:55,701 I'm having a major fight with my other half. 707 00:43:59,821 --> 00:44:01,621 Yeah. 708 00:44:01,621 --> 00:44:05,581 'I would like to discuss it calmly. She will not.' 709 00:44:05,581 --> 00:44:09,021 OPERATOR: 'And can you tell me if anyone's been injured?' 710 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:10,421 'Not yet.' 711 00:44:10,421 --> 00:44:13,621 'OK, sir. Where's your other half right now?' 712 00:44:19,381 --> 00:44:22,381 Right here. 'What are they doing?' 713 00:44:29,021 --> 00:44:31,341 Staring at me. 'Right. 714 00:44:31,341 --> 00:44:33,621 'Has anyone actually been assaulted, sir?' 715 00:44:35,621 --> 00:44:37,301 Not really. 716 00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:39,821 But someone's going to get hurt. 717 00:44:39,821 --> 00:44:41,821 'Can you confirm your name, please, sir?' 718 00:44:41,821 --> 00:44:45,061 Y-Yes. I'm Thomas Cressman. 719 00:44:45,061 --> 00:44:47,901 'OK, Mr Cressman, what is it you want the police to do?' 720 00:44:50,941 --> 00:44:53,821 I would like the police to come and split us up. 721 00:44:55,741 --> 00:44:57,421 I would like someone... 722 00:44:59,381 --> 00:45:01,461 ..to stop us from hurting each other. 723 00:45:04,181 --> 00:45:06,261 If you don't have somebody here soon... 724 00:45:08,581 --> 00:45:10,101 ..somebody is. 725 00:45:22,181 --> 00:45:24,221 Subtitles by accessibility@itv.com